Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Human Behaviors at the Resort-Marina

Main Lobby and Check in,....
Here They Come 
Well we've been here long enough to recognize a pattern in human behaviors at this marina-resort, and I'd like to share it with you for your enjoyment. 

I'll start with the fact that most resort people arrive Saturday afternoon and leave the following Saturday morning.  So for us cruisers and monthly guest the best quiet time is of course on Saturday. Once the guest check in and receive their Bahama Mama drink, they wait for their rooms to be cleaned which is usually done by 4 pm. While waiting they walk around looking at the pools, bar and restaurant, where they find all the cruisers. Most will grab another drink from a bar and work on tans in their travel clothes with a nap poolside. Remember they were awake bright and early to clear TSA and be filed into their seats.  The first evening is quiet, some people head out shopping for food and drinks then early to bed. 
This Ham Hock is 29lbs and wouldn't fit in your
typical oven,..really

Sunday morning it starts with most people enjoying coffee on their deck and lathering on the lotion in the brilliant early sun.  I'll skip things that the resort does because this is about the people. Sunday afternoon is a definite pool day and again most people are passed out on Lounges, they may have been trying to keep up with the boaters here and are out of practice with their drinking. Of course there are a few that have made it to sun-downers  The resident cats have adopted their family for a week, some people miss their dogs so much that they what to pet Blue or some of the other boat dogs. Many are still trying to connect to the Internet with their phones and talk to people back home. "Hello, what, no it’s warm here, you're breaking up, no I said pool not cool” Sunday night is 50-50; half eat off base and the other half have the charcoal grills going on their deck with the steaks and beer just enjoying the great evenings here. Oh we did go shopping just once here on a Sunday or Saturday. It’s when the guest go shopping to fill their frig, 1st thing to go are the steaks and hamburger meat. Still left is the oxtail, pork chops, ham hocks and chicken wings, and despite the price people still empty the chip shelve, $7 for a bag of Wise and more for Frito Chips.  Booze is at another store and we never saw the consuming there just the leftovers, which I will talk about later.  Sunday is a sunset night though we don’t see it set most try and stay up. 

Port Lucaya's outdoor straw market 
Monday the excursions start in full. They've seen the pools and need a sandy beach; others head to town and the outdoor shopping mall which is a true Caribbean Experience. There is something for everybody, lots of little shops, fishing boats, snorkeling and booze cruise or glass bottom boat rides, several bars and restaurants too. We like to go to town on,…you guessed it Saturday. People that stay at the resort are now sitting under the shade by noon because they look like Lobster. When the excursion people come back most that were out on a boat are red and rush to the pool. By the evening people are chilling at the pool and now know about the happy hour 2 for 1 special, as do the boaters here, so the resort people are getting into the groove of it.

2 local beers for $5 anytime, not bad food and priced OK
Tuesday and Wednesday are a repeat with the noted difference that the guests are now heading for their A/C rooms and showers by 5 pm  Just about the time the cruisers finish boat chores, shopping (remember we don’t shop during the weekend for foods or drinks) fishing or just checking in so now we start to have our sun-downers and time at the pool or happy hour in the hot tube. By now many people know about us and some are very interested in the cruising life style promising to do it after the kids are gone and all the bills paid. Some are so sure that they will be cruisers they make their way out to a finger between boats for a look or more. One cruise boat told us of being awoken in the middle of the night by a noise and upon rising and looking they saw a couple in the heat of it on the finger between boat, ON A FINGER WITH WOODEN PLANKS, and they had a room but choose the planks. They may indeed become cruisers!

Cruisers in the shade and you can tell it's 5 O'clock,...
NO NO NO,... not the blender and drinks the shadows are long!
Thursday again is the same but the night is the big party night, for most realize that they will be traveling on Saturday and don’t want a hung over from a Friday night party. Friday morning is a slow starter for most that were up late and they recover at the pool all day. The morning after we've seen decks and patios a mess with people sleeping outside, furniture from the 2nd floor on the ground,  people running around at night trying to get into somebody’s room, sometimes with cloths on, but not always but always loud!! Those that rise early are off as this is their last full day and they realize they haven’t done everything on their list. They run around from the pool to the bar or a trip to town and back to the pool. Again this is a 50/50 night for people eating here or off base in town. At night they just hang around outside and finish off what they over bought. Food beer booze and they are packing.

Ah it’s Saturday and the cruisers are out early as are the people leaving, some are drinking their last beers (not the cruisers the guest) and good byes are said to all, if you had a favorite guest you swing by and give them a boat card in hopes that they might say “Hey we've got some left over,…(fill in the blank)……could you use it?” We've gotten beer, watermelon, lighter fluid, other booze and others have scored, breads, meats and other things. This was new to us just this week and I promise we’ll get better at it. Then the cleaning crews come in, we don’t think they get paid anything just what they take from the rooms. And it starts all over again.  The guest start arriving by taxi, or rented cars and they get their watered down Bahama Mama, see you at the pool,……. 

Beach Time 

1 comment:

Captain Kev said...

Excellent observations! Nice story, I laughed through most of it. I liked the contrast and compare... especially reaping the bounty.